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Testamolle

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him: " Well, you can attend, even outside of this situation .... so 'to understand what kind of bath you are. "

you: no answer ....

him: "I understand , and 'a temporary situation and I'm fine with that,' no involvement excessive. OK, do not insist "

Cosi 'and was told last week as I turn to my bath, after a romantic and relaxing hot bath ...

After returning from Val Masino, after trying" Sega Lombarda ".

Alberto now had with him his legendary brush to clean the sockets with the flexible head ... but that 'should not be taken on at all well. Dubbed' Testamolle ', is now the catchphrase of the latest entries climbing.

Luckily I always bring back 'Testadura', the inseparable toothbrush that was part of the package Melloblocco race last year.

The problem of catchy and 'that then you stick a lot more 'of their simple and frivolous nature. And so today ', to be honest, me and Alberto were decidedly of testamolle, both physically and ... head.

Testadura and Testamolle.

After a first round in which, by degrees, I think I get flash very high, we hang soooooo first of our expectations. We arrive at the chain without understanding the shot. The second and more 'generous around reveals in all its clarity the movements of this famous shot short and very strange. Cracks little sharp and oblique. Beautiful movements and spectacular initial tallonaggio.

We do a few laps, always more 'galvanized, but the shot does not give up, and toward evening we reached Lorenzo and Marco, who try shooting with us. Lorenzo has just closed Figonfia, technical 7c. They are very good, and we salute the late, sure will have no problem to close 'Sega Lombarda'.

Lorenzo in action

Marco in action

Testadura

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" Madonna Oh, look at that angel-haired blacks ... on the rock, her hair flying in the sunshine ... I do not feel good ... let me sit "

Cosi 'and was told yesterday , acceptance of the stone pratone Remenno, addressed to Alberto, making him sign to look up a stone nearby, where he was standing in this angelic girl. I do not remember what Albert said, was in obvious confusion. Fortunately, the Fumasoni which has the thought to slip a bit 'lucid' in my mind.

" Today I feel good today testadura, you'll see that the shot the company store," I say to Albert.

"I feel good Anchia " I answered him.

" And you can see, you did not even pass the heel ," I say.

And so ', after heating in the company of creatures which looked wonderful, we move the rock with a diagonal shot from features, Sega Lombarda.

Today we are many: I, Alberto, Luca, Simone, Fabio, Laura, Stephen and Mark (among other things I discover in time, before hitting a sensational figure of shit, the angel hair and blacks' the girl of a friend of Stefano ...).

Types tough ...

the rock we find Lorenzo, who won in a flash shooting, saw that last week I had not 'rejected. Marco, however does not prove it 'today, the draft technical 7c waiting for him.

part I, first round, a little 'cold, hang me but I feel good. Alberto comes close on the first lap top.

"Excellent Alberto, I have known quite well, now you do, do it . In fact, Alberto

the press after the turn. We have all seen an absurd moment: the last step in the right hand side of Albert, remains on with one hand, a few long seconds of silence ... Alberto is up, not fall! It 's his first 7b +: Tonight we drink! The good Darius instead manifests the phenomenon of the hand opens. And so ' fall several times last step, the left hand is opened for real, nothing can 'the whole cerebral cortex with the imperative order " IS CLOSED! .

Alberto squeezes the first notches

Meanwhile, the two androids, Fabio and Simone, show us how to get flash Sega Lombarda ... really statuary !

What do you think, Mark?

evening arrives but does not yet feel tired, and while all others go to prove the 8th of White Zanca, good Luke makes me safe while I leave for another round. I feel good despite several attempts, but this time I decided to make a deferred instead of Left-Right and left hand scroll as much 'as possible while shooting. Arrival at the fateful grip, rest a moment, taking the damn extension, postponement, this time from the bark of the imperative is fertile ground, get up and lunge at your feet good holds below the chain ... as if it was the most 'natural the world, as if the shot more 'easy ever tried!

step indicted

Luca rewards me with a dripping pan, a kind of drug sugary ... but greed is not subsiding, and I need to prove myself Zanca White, with eternal hard work and very little results, but chissenefotte are serene and satisfied, and beer (a lot of alcohol!) offered by the house of Alberto guides opens up my enthusiasm never tired, while the bark is resting and looks sleepy ... and 'the time of the emotion.

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Applies to all those who live in times like these, but not up to them to decide, we can only decide what to do with the time it is granted.

Gandalf to Frodo from "Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring"

Let's take a step back about two weeks. They were exciting, the last two weeks.

Sunday, with the boys to the cube, Val d'Aosta. The wall more 'horny I know. Provo 7b, the eighth try, but I'm not hung up in Albert gives us the day of the Guru, 7b. A nice surprise. And Albert 'in straforma. As each day with the boys, there 'concentration, there is' action, there are laughs, there' humor and especially Simone and Fabio held like crazy. On Tuesday

'following a Scarenna with Claudio, morning ride. Roberto, a super local, passing by that morning and I recommend Freezer, 7th. I try. The close second around. Then I try leadership, 7a +, I do two laps but did not close, and in truth 'I do not understand the initial step. Very nice, and more 'understandable, the final step. Claudio is unleashed on crackers, a beautiful and selective 6b +. "I say close it," I make him. He said, "Well, I do not know, I still have some around us, then I'll try 'to be first." Strange and different approaches to climbing. Claudio and 'mountaineer, climber I sports (and not' social ', do not offend!) And we see the same shot with his eyes, and methods, different. I continue to encourage him, one day I will try 'to be first and will do'. Sara 's a nice gift for him, and even for those cheering him on from below.

Friday ', on proposal of the evening flash first from James, we are still Scarenna. I promised him a good shot. "You want a piece of my kinder egg?" I ask. "A bit, thank you," he says. After that 'he warms up crackers, and half my kinder egg lying in the sun .... it will melt' or not? Come on, for 5 minutes no. "Hey, your egg and 'half melted!" James yells at me. "Oh shit, it 's true, I did not." "But are you?" He says "a kinder egg in the sun and the claim that had not melted ??!!". To refer back to this half tragedy, half ingurgito 'and that' half-melted (pun, sorry to Bilbo Baggins), but above all open, in front of our amazed eyes, the surprise dell'ovetto. First of all: but you knew that Kinder has changed the legendary yellow envelope holder surprise? It 's a bit more' hi-tech, but the real breakthrough is that once opened, the two halves' are welded. With a grain of melancholy to the good old days of childhood when the egg kinder, and his surprise door-yellow, enclosed in the hope of who knows' what gift to assemble, and to forget, I put the couple up Freezer. I promised him a good shot. I print the first lap of the day, Leadership, with some surprise, with a good satisfaction. This unexpected surprise. The first single is now and the top goes off smoothly. James Freezer proof, he likes a lot, and this' the important thing.

After a Saturday home (finally I've got two desks for my studies, so 'prevent' to become a hunchback on the couch while I write a computer), Sunday and 'the turn of Scarenna with Luke, who is proof Fire Blaster, 8a +. Holy shit that shot. I feel that stress, 7b +, finding it hard. Provo Spermaflex then, finding it even more 'hard. Shit is a mozzarella, not a sport. Anyways, 'while Mark, a guy who is with us for the first time, shows us his determination on Crackers. Bravo Marco! Luke's new girlfriend, also a rock climbing for the first time with us, try the famous Visitors 2 or 1, never remember. Excellent Sara! Finally repeated on two Freezer, now I know it perfectly, but each time it gives me its beautiful movements, as passionate a lover who gives you her body, her skin, its forms.

Monday 'Easter Monday are still Scarenna, this time with Claudia. Provo Biancaluna. You can 'fall in love with a hit? Here, I'm in love with Biancaluna. What a shot, guys, stapled and notches in a sheer, with two hook. But where the hell I find it a shot with two hook. Major and then 'the surprise of this line because I had not been recommended. "That if you do step in and tallonaggio 'more' hard ', she said a local known the same day. "Well, but to me is just so '" I say. But inside I'm sure I would try it anyway with the heel, so it makes aesthetic almost sensual. Think: tallonaggio and cross .... and orgasm! Meanwhile, Claudio and 'super-fit and closes according to the now famous Crackers. "Next time I try to be first," he assures me. "Ok, I can not wait," I reply. Tuesday

you do, refuse the invitation of Alberto to the wall yellow? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! So here we are 15 meters in front of the wall. How many weekend I've got done in recent years. And Albert 'in great form, and having warmed up for mitosis, and top-down 6c, 7a, try Time Out, 7b + beautiful and hard. I also tried it, of course, understanding the steps and potted plants automatically. I am a bit 'tired, but' three consecutive days of climbing I was tired, but I'm glad to see that Alberto nearly the press .... indeed ..... I think if we felt coming out of that damn cane. So much that gift, then offered a drink for a month, Alberto. Sara 'for the next round, ARRT great!

Surprises, shells that open and reveal day, one after another, out of conventional patterns and shapes. Days like kinder eggs, sweets and soft, so 'so that melt in the warm spring sun. The gift most 'valuable, but', and 'definitely time, time to enjoy some moments of real rock, the cliff of nature.

kinder-Days, which give life. I have in hand a lot, it would seem, at this time.

I continue to open them, you say?

I continue to dismiss.

Recognize Breitling Real

I, Fabio, and Albert Simone.

drove to the Val D'Aosta.

Fabio: "So, in that cliff we go ...."

Someone: "Well, I mean .... there would be a cliff, if you want ....."

Fabio: "Let's go to the cube!"

Someone: "Exactly, the cube, hoping it is not wet."

Fabio: "We pass by the highway and you see if and 'Wet, by doing a test, you say?"

Dario: "Ok, I say it's worth a try"

Simo: "Ok"

Albert: "Great"

What, in the face of this unanimity 'and after the first bar we stopped and admired the posters of women and huge breasts, we come to the parking lot of the cliff.

Climb.

E 'dry, or at least enough to allow us to scale the shots we want.

The group paused, and Albert studied in the footsteps of "Guru"

For Alberto and 'the first time in the Cube, and this has surprised us all improvised. The goal of the day was to be Donnas, but this surprise, this gift in the egg, and 'was really nice.

Alberto straforma was closed during the day and the "Guru", 7b boulder, very Boulder. I tried "Oblique Asymptote, 8th intense on which I hung on every bolt without being able to make even a single in the first round, while the second managed to make some more steps'.

Alberto closes the "Guru", 7b

Fabio tried before, "Oblique Asymptote", then "Creature", 8a +, with Simon, who has made two good laps.

The first and hardest sequence of "Oblique Asymptote, 8th

Alberto tried" Asymptote "with me, going already 'good for the individual .... you need to know who is training as a devil And it shows!

At the end of the day, then, Fabio and Simo have data to the mad joy of feeling in great secrecy and empty cliffs, three shots very tough ...." The law of the cube "8b," Lust "8b + and" Maya, "8b +.... and after this free jazz movement, a thunder giant has confirmed the total back to the car in the enthusiasm for a truly perfect day!

Fabio on "Oblique Asymptote"

At home I could not celebrate with a wonderful fopizza tuna and onion .... really cool, after a day at the crag that most 'of all my lights eroticism vertical .

Fopizza The tuna and onions, and during the first ...!

Film Curious late evening twilight, that talks about good and bad vampires .... the ability to be immortal 'extraordinary physical .... who knows' as if caverebbe a vampire on "Asymptote"?